Some cynical definitions
School A place where papa pays and son plays.
Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Nurse A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Conference The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Father A banker provided by nature.
Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after that.
Doctor A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by bills.
Classic Books which people praise but donot read.
Office A place where you can relax after your strennuos homelife.